WHERE WERE YOU WHEN MICHAEL JACKSON DIED??????
ferdowsi: lenifucksalexhard: dumbleydore: i was in my form class eating lollies I was on Tumblr. I was on a holiday. When I came back, I thought his death was just another hoax ): In my car, listening to my mom tell me. Yelling at her and telling her to quit lying. Then freaking out because it was true. :| (was that long enough?)
Everytime you eat a steak, a hippie's hacky sack...
How Mary told Joseph she was prego.
Mary: Joseph?... you know how we've never made love?
Mary: Well... last night an angel visited me.... And now I'm pregnant.
Joseph: Jesus Christ!
I'm Always in the Season, Are you?
They should have just taken the car while they...
Charter for Compassion →
An amazing cause. This is what I needed to help me regain faith in people.
sparo: A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a plane that is going to crash. The captain comes back with two parachutes and yells “Only one of you gets to li—” The plane explodes in the air. No one survived.
Why can't people just be good people? Is it that...
Things I'm thankful for; in 6 words or less:
Hot showers, saying sorry, being forgiven.
I just realized, that I enjoy people who are short...
I hate work.
Christmas music can make you feel good, or depress...
I have’t. It is engender’d. Hell and night Must bring this...– Iago.
I don’t give a shit about sleeping. I want love, or death. That’s it.– Leon/The Professional (1994) (via chocolate-cigarettes) (via flickflickflicker)